You don't have a clue, do you? Have you been co-opted by Micro$oft today?
Please try the following:
- Click the
get a clue button, or try again later.
- If you are a Macintosh user and typed the URL correctly in the address bar, make sure that the silly slashes point the right way. (HTTP://).
- And what's with those extensions anyway? There's no particular standard.
A real operating system wouldn't need them. Try changing the file extension
(i.e. .htm to .html or vice versa).
- If you're a Windoze user, just give up. It's meant to be difficult to use. Do yourself a favor and buy a Mac or Linux machine.
- Hey! Try going to my home page, it just might work... Maybe some other Pod?
- Did you pay your Internet tax?
- Maybe you just need to
go
Back and try another link. - If you are one of the sheep-like masses using Incontinent
Exploder, we can pretend to examine your browser and automatically discover
why you don't have a clue.
If you would like to use some funky hacked up coffeescript to try and figure this out, click:
- Some servers require 128 bits encryption. This one doesn't. Some servants require 128 bits of gold to get off their butts. Go to the Tips menu and then click debit me to send me some cash.
- Try this - go up one level or maybe two. Who knows, perhaps you can click your heels three times and go home again
- Plastics, my boy, Plastics!
- Try to find it
using Google - Click the
Bomb button if you've had too much to drink and shouldn't be mousing
anyway. - You can always Email me - maybe I'll even get it... maybe I'll even read it.
- Check out the 404 Research Lab at Plinko
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find Car Keys / URL Error
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